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I  know I say this a lot but I do fully intend on doing a few things here in the near future. Things continue to be hectic up in HURRR.

Much love and if you are looking for linky love on a daily basis, be sure to check out my funny pages 2.0 blog.

and…and….and…

thank you!

Oh Donny…

poor poor Donny.

Brutal and a waste of chocolate if you ask me.

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In honor of Angry German Kids two year anniversary, we give you this mash-up of him Vs. 2 Girls 1 Cup. Dont worry, you dont have to watch any of the gross stuff.

YES. Oh god, yes. German kid, you will never get old.

I have a few suggestions as how to make Guess Who more fun.  Oh and I owned eight out of nine mentioned toys here and yes, I was totally mislead about the slim pit but yet it was still one of my favourite toys of all time.[ most misleading toy commercials ]

Read the review section. I guarantee you the real thing is not as entertaining as this page. [ Wagner’s Ring ]

But if you want to understand the Ring Cycle and you don’t want to spend 20 hours listening to leaden German mythology, listen to Anna Russell’s version.

Sorry I haven’t been posting much. After moving into a new apartment and getting everything set up, it’s been a busy month and whatnot. However, here is what I have been up to.

Thanks for being patient.

New project goes live tomorrow or Wednesday.

You should already know this. But it doesn’t hurt to refresh your memory. [ link ]

If you didn’t catch last Saturday’s Film Independent Spirit Awards, then you missed Rainn Wilson’s hilarious audition videos for the Best Feature nominees. Check it out. [ Rainn Wilson’s Audition Tapes ]

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amazing. I want to go to jail, IMMEDIATELY.

Meh. Here are a few things to check out while I got a few minutes:

Adorable singing kittens advertisement from BankWest.

“Don’t cry for me Argentina” And Other Pop Songs Expressed With Graphs.

While you’re doing that, be sure to go through these flickr collections too.

Song Chart Memes.

Song Chart Flickr Group.

While I was looking for ideas for my new apartment I was looking up shelving ideas and came across this: 30 of the most creative bookshelves designs. Check it out.

I’m sure everyone has seen this by now, for those of you living under a rock: Jimmy Kimmel is f**%ing Ben Affleck. But hey, Seth Rogen and Kevin Smith are beating the dead horse even further with: She’s f***king Seth Rogen.

Good god, Web Based Quake is in our future. This will give all those bored to tears office job trapped gamers something to do while avoiding productivity.

Garfield minus umm Garfield.

The 9 most baffling theme parks from around the world. Ocean Dome = awesome. Love Land…I think I’ll pass and just visit my own love related amusement park, party of two (because that first statue is terrifying).

My Paper Mind.    An experimental animation done entirely with paper using a technique developed by the artist called “stratastencil.”

I am hugging my bed right now, due to what I can only assume is the flu (but it feels more like the Ebola Virus). Sooooo until this Nyquil kicks in, I will try to post a little something today. I found this article fascinating. Mostly because I haven’t really been following the debates between HD and blueray. [ Link ]

So what side were you on? HD or Blu Ray? Then maybe if you are bored at work you can tell me why?

Lego Indiana Jones to Feature 4 Player Co-Op

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Antarctica Spiders. Ewwwwww.
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A History of Evil - Animated Documentary-Mockumentary about Evil in western civilization from Ancient Greece to present day.

Yeah. I haven’t had a chance to do much with this site as of late. MY BAD.

It’s been quite a month. But for the most part, I am just excited about what’s coming up in the near future. I’m currently taking on two huge projects that should come to light soon. One that should be ready by late this month and the other project will probably take at least two more months before it debuts. Hopefully they will be worth the wait.

I will try to post as much as possible this week.

Hilarious, adorable, festive and yet 100% extinct. [Something Awful’s Tuesday Comedy Goldmine]

Le sigh. How is it already Tuesday? Laura just left my place after watching “Across the Universe” ( both of us were drooling all over the place.) and tomorrow starts a non-stop week (and weekend) of chaotic shenanigans. What with the imponderables show tomorrow, evil dead opening, valentines day party, everybody is a dj party and a jazz series show on Sunday I wont get much time to myself. I’ll post what I can today while I am awake and chillin’ with Cap’n Crunch (the picture not the cereal although he is almost making me want to venture out in the freezing cold to hit up Dominion for some breakfast related items).

 World’s most dangeous airports: Well for starters, the country with my last name is considered to have one of the top 7 most dangerous airports.

Hollywood Physics :  Here are some of cinema’s most ridiculous scientific mistakes and a list of those rare films that got it right.

 Xbox 3 Kid:  This little boy seriously brought tears to my eyes. Most.adorable.child.ever.  I totally do not suggest watching this if you are in a sappy mood. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so sweet. You’re killing me here, kid. (proof that I am a total sap) gahhhhhhh. Fuck.  (Does anyone know the back story on this kid, the parents mention how he is no longer in the hospital anymore?)

The “Star Wars: The Clone Wars” movie preview: A clip of the upcoming star wars CGI film that will no doubt be a bucket load of FAIL. (And yeah, I’ll watch it and wind up owning it because I too fail)

Robots Can’t Act Episode - Goodfellas: Robots. Always hilarious.

Lama Boy - Crank That:  *shakes head* No. Just no.

If Banner Ads were forced to be truthful: It’s 6:30am. This is all I am doing for this morning. Deal with it.

Well, I lied.

I am going to the Raptors game tonight. I’ll be in Section 115, row 13. After the game, trivia and beer at Scotland Yard for those interested.

Later gat0rs!

Posting when I get around to it. In the mean time, I’d just like to know that my mom is not in one of the 700 hundred car accidents that took place today. Not being able to get a hold of her is making me all crazy-like.

update: Mother is well, she just fails at answering her damn phone.

I am laughing so hard, I can barely post this let alone breath properly. Link thanks to Nug. [link]

It was just last month, I was having a discussion about my favourite anti-drug commercials and BAM today, I swung over to best week ever and saw Dan collected up a few of the classics. Included in this list is one of my favourite spots featuring the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. RADICAL (the ad, not the drugs). [ 10 funniest Anti-Drug Commercials]

When your finished reminiscing over those videos, you should visit (or re-visit like me) X-Entertainment’s post on the TMNT anti-drug commercial. Classic.

O’look it’s my happy place. Oh to be a rich geek. It’s really difficult for me to pick a favourite. I am madly in love with the death star, the bridge, Enterprse ncc-1701d and the bat cave! [ link ]

Link thank to Jer.